The Marathon Meter

Celebrity Marathon Meter

	Name	Race	Year	Known as
2:03:38	Patrick Makau Musyoki	Berlin	2008	World Record
2:46:03	Alan Turing	Amateur Athletic Championships	1947	Mathematician
2:46:42	Lance Armstrong	NYC	2007	Cyclist
2:50:53	David Petraeus	Omaha	1982	Commander in Iraq
3:01:18	Max Baucus	Governor's Cup	1982	Senator, Ambassador to China
3:16:00	Harry Reid	Boston	1972	Senator
3:30:18	John Edwards	MCM	1983	Senator
3:31:00	Michael Dukakis	Boston	1951	Governor of Massachusetts
3:38:01	Edward Norton	NYC	2009	Actor
3:44:52	George W Bush	Houston	1993	43rd US President
3:52:57	Hilary Tsui	Hong Kong	2015	Entertainer
3:55:46	Edison Chen	Hong Kong	2012	Entertainer
3:56:12	Will Ferrell	Boston	2003	Actor
3:58:44	Eliot Spitzer	NYC	1983	Governor of New York
3:59:36	Sarah Palin	Humpy's	2005	Governor of Alaska
4:01:25	Paul Ryan	Grandma's	1991	VP Candidate
4:10:17	Haruki Murakami	NYC	2005	Writer
4:26:05	Mike Huckabee	Little Rock	2006	Governor of Arkansas
4:29:20	Oprah Winfrey	MCM	1994	Talk Show Host
4:34:18	Lisa Ling	Boston	2001	TV Host
4:45:36	Jennifer Amyx	Johnstown	1975	5 Years Old
4:54:36	Bill Frist	MCM	1997	Senate Majority Leader
4:58:25	Al Gore	MCM	1997	Vice President
5:29:58	Katie Holmes	NYC	2007	Wife of Tom Cruise
5:40:03	Fauja Singh	Toronto	2003	92 Years Old
6:06:00	David Paterson	NYC	1999	NY Governor, legally blind

Note, list updated with Paul Ryan's 1991 personal record (PR). Ryan claimed he ran close to 2:50, but was caught cheating before his next blink, unsurprisingly. Runners are extremely sensitive to their own PRs, as well as others'.

John Kerry stumbled in his presidential campaign when he told reporters that he had run (along) Boston marathon, but forgot his result. The problem is that a runner never forgets his results.

Overall, Democrats are faster (John Edward) and tougher (David Paterson), while Republicans score on diversity (Sarah Palin).