Thursday, February 09, 2006

Are You the Favorite Person of Anybody?


Are you the favorite person of anybody?
What?
Are you anyone's favorite person?
No.
Are you sure?
No, definitely.
Okay, em, well can I ask you how sure you are of that, are you

  1. Very certain?
  2. Confident?
  3. You think so?
  4. Not so sure?
  5. Could be?

I'm very certain.
That's, that's the highest.
I know.
Do You want an orange?
What?
My wife asks me to get rid of some of these oranges. We have three trees that just keep producing.
So is it free?
Totally free, you are doing us a favor.
Can I take two? My girlfriend might like one.
Take three.
Are you sure?
Yeah,
Terrific, these are good oranges, thanks.
Thank you!

Well, are you?

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